Liam ♥

Limited time for this week's blog:
Liam from 90210 is soooo freaking hot. Ethan is and will always be a cutie and will be missed.
Annie's hair looks way better straightened, and this was her most tolerable episode to date.
That is all.

Is the queen biotch gonna be there?

So last night was the premiere of season 5 of The Hills starting with two action-packed episodes. Here I go:

Lauren: This girl is the biggest hypocrite on TV. She can't be friends with Heidi because she hates the person she's in love with. How can she be friends with Steph when she hates her brother? She says she doesn't want to be friends with Heidi, yet she keeps letting Heidi lean on her and have cry-fests, and then wonders why Heidi thinks she can come to her party. And eww, that burgandy lipstick made her look like Charlie Chaplin.

Stephanie: She is so fricking fake and I can't even look at her. And the way she talks is so annoying I can't even stand to listen to her, she thinks she's one of the Olson twins.

Lo: I'm glad she and Audrina are working things out and she dealt with Heidi well at the party. I love Lo, no regrets naming my dog after her.

Spencer: "Is the Queen Biotch gonna be there?" Amazing! But other than that typical barf Spencer.

Heidi: I cried for Heidi every time I watched the trailer for the premier. I want her to be friends with Lauren again so badly, I totally feel for her. But she clearly puts money and fame above friendship or else she would dump Spencer (not because she loves him, because I believe their love as much as I believe the show isn't scripted). But I loved that bitch-on-wheels music playing when she walked to "The Dime" aka. the most happening hot spot now for Spencer and the boys. Look at her confused face in the pic I chose for this post - really now? Really?

Brody: Worst advice giver ever!!! GOD. I HATE BRODY.

Heidi's Mom: Hilarious, loved how she tried to reunite Heidi with that nice Christian boy. "He got into a fight too" hahaha.